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• (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
• Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
• Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
• Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
• Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
• (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

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hanna-365:

Day !49: 19

I painted one of J.J’s plates.  I got him to watch adventure time, so he let me paint Lady Rainicorn on his plate :D 

I did a thing :D

shikseh:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re 

too

thanks dude, you know 

dang man this post just got really

 

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means 

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

you’ll find that in this town i am 

J

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judacchi:

 LET'S DANCE ♫ 

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

ohanameansfandom:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

this is great

I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Fuck yeah,
David

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spiralofmadness:

mystomachtickles:

niniaan:

zetsukoshi:

protective-warrior:

You are now the protagonist in Shingeki no Kyojin, 
click and drag to see your story play out.

Rank: 8
Stationed: Garrison
Childhood Friend: Sasha
Adopted Sibling: Krista
Secretly Loves you: Sasha
Friendly Rivalry: Eren
Your Commander: Eren
Betrays you: Annie
Your Fate: Get married to the person secretly in love with you and have children

Rank: 2
Stationed: Recon
Childhood Friend: Mikasa <3
Adopted Sibling: Rivaille
Secretly Loves you: Annie
Friendly Rivalry: Connie
Your Commander: Rivaille
Betrays you: Jean
Your Fate: Get eaten by a titan.  gdi

Rank: 5
Stationed: Garrison
Childhood Friend: Ymir
Adopted Sibling: Eren
Secretly Loves you: Bertlot
Friendly Rivalry: Connie
Your Commander: Eren
Betrays you: Jean
Your Fate: squished by a building